The Dweeb

Phoebe hardly ever gets called by her proper name anymore. It's usually one of these: Phoebus, Phoebus Amoebus, Phoebe Dweeby, Dweebs, The Dweeb, etc. I'm not sure she appreciates it.

Once as we meandered aimlessly through Target, as one is wont to do, we came across a name meanings book. It was in the discount section, probably because it only had like 50 names in it. We were surprised to find Phoebe's name there. It said:

Phoebe (Greek): You're a star in whatever you do. Success should not feel unusual to you.

It's as if she wrote it herself.